The aircraft of the second world war, once numerous, are now somewhat of a rarity, even more so if still capable of being flown.
Monday, 26 February 2024
The Swamp Monster
Thursday, 22 February 2024
The Drain Brain
The Beverley and Barmston land drain was quite a feat of engineering in its construction from 1798 to 1810.
Its importance in the environment remains valid to the present day Starting at Hempholme Lock close to the village of North Frodingham it makes its way cross country receiving water from some 40 subsidiary drains and protects around 12600 acres of some of the most fertile agricultural land in East Yorkshire.
Under the supervision of Chief Engineer William Chapman, William Settle the Resident Engineer and Thomas Dyson the scheme included 23 miles of drainage cuts, 20 miles of embankments, 11 tunnels and 27 bridges.
After taking a rather anonymous route through a good chunk of North Hull the Beverley and Barmston discharges into the River Hull from a sluice gate not far from the Whalebone Public House.
Inevitably the drain came into close contact with, in the inter war period, the back gardens of the new Corporation and Privately built residential suburbs of Northern Hull. It was however in the industrial corridor of Sculcoates that earlier working class housing fronted onto the bank of the watercourse.
These included terraces with the names of Richmond, Irene, Northumberland, Victoria and Barmston.
At the best of times the drain was a brackish backwater, a dumping ground for debris and also, for the local population, a major hazard to life from drowning either as a consequence of a tragic accident or an intentional act of despair.
The pages of the Hull Daily Mail Newspaper carried regular reports of such incidents from the late 1800's which coincided with the growth and establishing of the urban areas close to the course of the drain. There were of course the accompanying investigations and formal Inquests which took up more column inches in the local press. There are no traceable records of fatalities amongst the more dispersed rural population in the upstream waters although undoubtedly there were some.
Deaths and disappearances were quite common and the total to date is thought to be around 100 persons including a love struck couple on a suicide pact.
One particularly tragic but all too familiar event was in 1938 and marked the thirteenth drowning over the preceding 4 years.
The waters of the Barmston Drain, for all of their insanitary condition, had always been a major attraction to local boys as a venue for swimming and larking about. One popular spot was where warm water, a by-product of the Sculcoates Power Station was returned into the drain making for a much more comfortable temperature than could be expected elsewhere.
In normal times the depth was regularly between 10 and 13 feet.
My late Father in Law, George was one of these youngsters who diced with the risk of succumbing to the waters or to the subsequent development of diseases from inadvertently ingesting the contaminated water from industry or rodents.
The Police in 1938 admitted that they had little jurisdiction over boys and young men who just behaved to type and there was discussion in Hull Corporation for the recruitment of a Lifeguard although any costs would have to be met by the Drainage Board and not the Council.
The unfortunate victim on this occasion was an 8 year old, Richard Thomas Jackson who lived in Ripon Terrace just of Liddell Street. This was in mid May in the evening and so the artificially warm waters close to the Power Station were the critical element in making bathing possible at that time of the year.
Young Richard was one of a large group in the Barmston at that time although he was a non-swimmer.
His pals were sure that he had left and gone home until they later found his clothes on the embankment. Their search led them to recover his body and the authorities were called to take him to the Infirmary.
There were further tragedies involving young boys and in 1939 at the Inquest of a 7 year old proposals were put forward to make bathing in the drain illegal giving powers to the Police to take all necessary action in what was a scandalous and perilous situation.
Unfortunately the unnecessary loss of life continued for decades after. In recent years those foolish enough to take a swim have developed Weils Disease or skin rashes. In local folklore and myth there have been reports of a Werewolf-like Beast preying on domestic pets along the course of the Barmston Drain but with no firm evidence to support this.
Such has been the misery and tragedy around the unfortunate fatalities in the waters that there must be the presence of trapped and wailing souls.
What they would make of the discarded bicycle frames and half submerged Asda shopping trolleys is a another matter entirely.
Saturday, 17 February 2024
Bold as Brass
I have gone on in the past about my genetic predisposition for the sound of the bagpipes.
Wednesday, 14 February 2024
Meeting the In-Laws
A Valentines Day piece from 2012
When a relationship gets serious the prospect of meeting folk who look likely to be future in-laws can be quite a milestone and immensely daunting.
My first ever introduction to and meeting with Allison's mother, Maureen was quite unusual.
She was on a plank crossing a deep trench at the back of her house.
It has always been a favourite double-entendre in the family that the first thing that Allison showed me on visiting her parents' home was her Father, George's ,back passage.
It was a narrow, dark, brick vaulted arrangement with lengthy ladders tidily stowed above head height behind secure outer and inner timber doors . What amazed me even more was that it was shared with the immediate neighbours with a reasonable right of way and use through it.
That just about exhausts that line of humour.
Allison led me into the walled yard beyond the passage where I was faced with that deep trench.
Being nervous I speculated to myself that it was perhaps one of a number of things;
1) An obstacle course to assess if I was good material for a son-in-law. A Brown family Krypton
Factor.
2) A precaution against flooding in the pre-Hull Tidal Barrier era.
3) An open grave as Maureen and George were very protective about their daughter.
As I approached Maureen came out from the back door and deftly negotiated the series of plank bridges over the excavations to greet me.
In a complete invasion of personal space and etiquette, for a first ever meeting, she grabbed me firmly by both cheeks (facial) pinching a good deal of puppy fat jowl between thumb and index finger.
I cannot recall if she gave me a kiss because the constriction on my breathing from that particular welcome was making me feel a bit dizzy. I feared that this was the first stage of getting me into that large hole in the ground.
As my facial muscles regained their handsome, youthful composure Maureen looked at Allison and exclaimed that I looked just like Howard Keel.
For a brief moment I had a picture in my mind's eye of the giant steel toothed assassin out of the Bond movies and felt that was a bit rude to draw attention to matters of an unfortunate bodily nature so early in the proceedings.
The resemblance was because I was wearing a checked lumberjack shirt like one of the male cast of 'Seven Brides for Seven Brothers' which it turned out was one of Maureen's favourite musicals and incidentally one of the best performances of that particular American actor and singer.
I was a little bit disappointed as I fancied myself as having a resemblance to Robin Williams or Harry Enfield.
Thank goodness, Maureen was talking more about my clothes rather than my physical attributes as in that particular year Mr Keel would be approaching 70 years old.
I think that we were both pretty nervous at the first meeting but we did hit it off immediately as though we had known each other for many years.
Maureen explained that the trench was part of the foundations for her new kitchen and bathroom extension which I found reassuring, after my initial mental wanderings ,and could relax.
Within a couple of minutes I had been assimilated into the family marking the ceremony with a lovely cup of tea, the very first one in a series of, to date, many thousands.
I had also experienced my very first moment of genuine warmth and unconditional love from Maureen that is very much a part of her whole being and is so cherished by those who are privileged to know her.
A few years later, as part of his Bride's Dad speech George, a quiet, reserved type, did say that he liked me............and Allison, which was a very good foundation for our married years together.
Tuesday, 13 February 2024
Boiling Rhubarb
I'm having another retrospective on my historic writings and this is a particular favourite from. crikey....hard to believe but 11 years ago.
Pretty much a coincidence but my 21st February 2013 blog was about the edible plant Rhubarb and on the very same day the creator and animator Bob Godfrey died. His best known character was Roobarb, a scatty, mischievous, enthusiastic and loveable, bright green coloured dog.
Ask anyone of current age 45 to 55 about this cartoon series and chances are they could give a rendition of the distinctive, mad theme tune with no great difficulty. "Diddle ee-dee , diddle ee-dee, diddle e-diddle e-dee........and repeat"
I found it greatly surprising that only 30 episodes of the original series were ever made and yet for five minutes, just before the 6 O'clock News and my childhood teatimes from 1974 they became a permanent fixture.
I can appreciate my Mother's frustration at preparing a filling and nutritious meal only for it to get cold at an empty table as me and my siblings enjoyed the antics of Roobarb and his sidekick, Custard the pink cat.
The cat was the complete opposite of Roobarb, smarmy, cynical and calculating against the chaos, frenetic actions and lunacy that was the life of the dog.
The series was also narrated by Richard Briers who, only 3 days prior to the news of Bob Godfrey's demise, had himself died. I can see a great upsurge in demand for counselling and psychiatric services for those in my age group at this catastrophic double tragedy, the loss of stability and permanence in our memories.
What was so compelling about the cartoon?
At a time of smooth, sophisticated productions by the large American studios at Disney and Hanna Barbera, often beautifully drawn and sometimes 20 to 30 minutes long, Roobarb was crude and rudimentary. The animated frames were hand drawn in felt tip pen, or so it seemed, and the style was jumpy and erratic and as far detached as possible from the US offerings such as Scooby Doo Where are You?, Hong Kong Phooey and of course Tom and Jerry.
The style of animation was called 'boiling' and apt for the turmoil and energy that it portrayed from the two main characters as well as an amusing collection of ragged and disjointed birds always not too far away from the action.
The theme music and incidental soundtrack for Roobarb were distinctive and also rough and ready.
Richard Briers offered a well known reassuring vocal to a young audience with precise delivery of the offbeat humour in the script. The titles for the episodes captured the interest of potentially distracted, low blood sugar and ultimately hungry viewers immediately in that pre-teatime slot that had also featured, in the 1970's, The Herbs, Hectors House, Captain Pugwash and The Clangers. These animated shows were a difficult act to follow but Roobarb coped well.
Three particularly memorable episode titles and storylines were "When Roobarb didn't see the sun come up", when Roobarb tried "to find the source of the pond" and when, in his pirate outfit he discovered "when there wasn't treasure".
Even in my 56th year I can recall a great line of Roobarb's in script which went along the lines of "sound travels further at night....because it is cheaper".
The series soon attained cult status and the fondness in which it is remembered has been perpetuated in modern culture. The lead characters are mentioned in song lyrics, the theme tune has been sampled in pop songs and comedy broadcasts, a second series was produced in 2005 and there has been a recent resurgence in marketing rights spawning books of the TV series and an interactive web-site.
As with most attempts by cold and heartless commercial merchandising companies to exploit nostalgia and to relieve my age group of their hard earned cash through childhood memories I do not feel obliged to participate.
The 1974 originals were of a specific genre and style and at a time in our own lives that gave them that special quality and timelessness. A bit like the baked beans, tinned macaroni cheese, dippy eggs and soldiers, spaghetti hoops and fish fingers that followed the 5 minute shows around a happy and entertained family group.
This classic status of the animated series can be appreciated even today in overheated arguments in pubs, wine bars and bistros between 50 somethings who stand by differing views over whether the series was called just "Roobarb" or the popular misconception that it was "Roobarb and Custard". The poor misguided fools.
Sunday, 11 February 2024
Brassy Lancashire Lad
An older piece of writing on an enigmatic and perhaps reluctant Pop Star in the 1970's.
Sometimes a song really makes an immediate and lasting impression.
Saturday, 10 February 2024
The Cruel Sea
In November 2017 I went to a performance, as part of the Hull City of Culture Events, of "The Last Testament of Lillian Bilocca" by Maxine Peake, a truly emotional and inspirational rendition of the story of the extraordinary band of Headscarf Revolutionaries who took it upon themselves to campaign for the safety and working conditions of deep sea trawlermen.
Research should continue in the effort to produce new and improved working clothing and the Committee recommended that owners should meet the cost and ensure that it was worn. Survival clothing should be supplied in life rafts and crew members should have warm clothing available at all times.
The Committee were convinced by their own observations, supported by medical experts, and by what was heard from ordinary crew members, that fatigue was a major factor affecting the accident rate on deep sea trawlers. It was recommended, therefore, that the Government should seek powers to lay down statutory requirements that the crew of distant water trawlers receive minimum continuous rest periods on the fishing grounds of at least 6 hours, followed by periods of duty of not more than twice the rest period, and, except in emergency, of not more than 16 hours.
Other recommendations on safety include advice on radio-communications, search and rescue, the design and construction of trawlers, training, management and industrial relations.
An occupational health service for fishermen would reduce the number of men who were taken ill at sea and have to be landed at ports abroad for medical treatment. There would also be savings in the costs of medical treatment of trawlermen landed abroad. It was recommended that medical services to trawlermen should be extended to all ports and should be increased in scope.
Finally, the Committee recommend the representation of both sides of the industry on joint safety committees in the main ports, and the setting up of a National Trawler Health and Safety Committee was suggested to advise Government departments and the industry on the major factors affecting health and safety in the deep sea fishing fleet.
(Source; HM Government.1968 Enquiry. Record Number : 19702700905Publisher : London: H.M. Stationery Office)