I will offer this months rendition in tribute to a regular performer amongst the very accomplished comedians who have appeared over the years- Tim Brooke Taylor who sadly passed away a few weeks ago.
Onion Bhajee- a French Canal boatman
Olfactory- a ruin in a run down industrial area of town
Overnight Bag- a complimentary lady of the night in a cheap hotel
Orgasm- rapture over a rowing boat
Overcharged- very expensive batteries
Oxymoron- a stupid cow
Osmosis- an early Australian prophet
Orthodontist- one of those very devout dentists with hats and beards
Overage- a violent argument over fried eggs
Online- "I've done t'weekly washing"
Ovaltine- an obese youngster
Organism- a group who campaign against Rick Wakeman
Orchid- a Brummie child
Overrate- Nine
Oyster- a conversation with Cockney wide-boy expressions
Offcut- Government Watchdog on Vasectomy
Optimist- a view through cataracts
Optical- innappropriate behaviour in an eye test
Onomatopoiea- the first signs of a weak bladder
Offset- Government Watchdog on Badgers Holes
Obesity- a boy bad gone to seed as in Obesity City Rollers
Otter- nice weather in Yorkshire
Oblong- the movement after spraining an ankle
Occult- An Irish demonic sect
Offertory- trying to bribe a Conservative Politician
Omelette- a small French man
Omnipresent- the gift of a free bus ride
Oneness- the mental welfare of a Scottish Loch monster
Operate- hire charge for a pogo stick
Opus- exclamation after finding your cat has wrecked the house
Orifice- a place of work in Japan
Osprey- Australian worship
Oscar- a Holden
Outspread- a pot belly
Offence- Government Watchdog for garden boundaries
Offspring- Government Watchdog for upholstered settees
Oxidation- anaesthetic for large cattle
Owner- exclamation of dismay by someone from Hull, Yorkshire
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