Here is a further part of a dedicated compilation of Uxbridge Dictionary definitions from the classic radio series of "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue" since its launch in 1972.
It is the tireless work of Kevin Hale, undoubtedly the greatest fan and authority on the subject. It continues my listing in alphabetical order having reached "F".
Once again I apologise to anyone studying the English Language who might stumble across this and the other postings although if the illogical thought processes of the contributors to the series are looked at closely it gives a good insight into the humour and irony that is a main trait of dialogue in this small nation.
Flabbergasted- being shocked at unbelievable weight gain
Fragrant- sweet smelling tramp
Flatulence- after being run over by a steam roller this is the vehicle that takes you to hospital
Fondue- over-amorous female sheep
Fiasco- unsuccessful wall painting
Forecast- always the first to start fishing
Fecund- one before Fird
Frogspawn- blue movies from across the English Channel
Frigate- a ship nobody cares about
Follicle- a tiny little ruin on a small hill
Farming- a vase that is a long way away
Fiefdom- prophylactic for a banana
Filling Station- a dental surgery
Flare Up - the feekling of wind blowing up your bell bottom trousers
Forbidden- banned from an auction
Fortitude- the right attitude of troops attacking a castle
Feckless- unsuccessful Irish Casanova
Funkier- a more amusing version of a Swedish Furniture Store
Flibbity Gibbett- a dolphin gallows
Flatterer- a rolling pin
Fibre Optics - an alternative to eye candy
Foxglove- Basil Brush
Farcical- a bike that makes you look stupid
Fallacy- thinking your penis is bigger than it actually is
Falsehood- someone impersonating a famous folklore bandit
Five-a-Side- the term for the murder of a boy band
Frugal- search engine for fruit
Fuselage- not many that big
Focaccia- bread with no interest in the far east
Flippant- a glib insect
Finesse- a lady from Finland
Fornication- conversation between golfers
Filofax- pastry so thin that it can be sent by phone
Florida- red in the face
Fillibuster- an over amorous stallion
Fallacy- cocky
Freebie- an unattached insect
Farting- the newly discovered black hole in space
Frisbee- stop and search in the hive
Fortune- a song by The Beatles
Fractious- highly controversial shale gas extraction
Fudge- a rude request for someone to move over
Fry-up- the famous TV celebrity and raconteur gets out of bed
F-Stop- a clean up campaign for swearing
Flip- Flop- a failure to change your utility supplier
Farrage- a torrent of words from a soon to be redundant European Parliament Member
Foot stool- an uncomfortable pooh experience
Fridge- a far away part of a mountain
Fancy Free- a giveaway of dainty cakes
Freelance- a campaign to reinstate a disgraced cyclist
Fireguard- someone who escorts a sacked employee from the building
Flemish- a bit like snot
(the last few are some I just made up)
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