The famous participants and contributors to the BBC Radio show "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" used their supreme comedic skill to find words beginning with the final four letters of the alphabet as a rich source of comedy.
I have trawled through the wonderful resource that is the ISIHAC output from the past decades as compiled by Superfan Kevin Hales and dug out a few which I am sorry to say concludes my long running Blog Theme of English Lessons.
Here goes;
Years- when Kings Charles is really sure about something
Widdecombe- a brush that makes your hair look like a wig
Wished- a card game played when drunk
Wisteria- laughing until you wet your pants
Willy Nilly- the unfortunate outcome of a cycling accident
Wallaby- aspiration to be a kangaroo
Wanderlust- a promiscuous hitch hiker
Worship- used to be a boat
Wench- a tool belonging to Jonathan Ross
Wholesaler- Moby Dicks lunch
Wisp- a pathetic wasp
Wolverine- a product to freshen the breathe of wolves
Weight Watcher- a passenger on Ryanair
Wristwatch- an all night vigil in a very strict Monastery
Waif- spouse
Wickerwork- an overseas TV journalist
Wink- where Jonathan Ross goes ice skating
Wonder- the period in history before Tudor
Yankee- one who is yanked
Yarmouth- strong alcoholic drink from Norfolk
Yonder- one who yonds
Warthogs- the clothes of a Geordie
Wisteria- a nostalgic form of panic
Warming- a proud Geordie owner of a Chinese Vase
Worm Cast- a downloadable worm
Winnebago- a horse with a bad back
Windbreak- a backward fart
Zebra- the largest cup size in a support garment
Here are a few of our own but a struggle to mere mortals;
Walnut- accidental collision with a house
Wikipedia- a form of perversion about knowledge
Womanhood- headgear from Giliad
Xenon- refusal to accept Xen
X Ray- used to be Ray
Zoological- its just a zoo, stupid!!
Z Bed- a place to have an extremely short snooze
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