Me. Inc

It is that time of the year when the autumn TV schedules begin.

It is depressing when you realise that the featured programmes will run through to mid to late December when there will be the utmost in cheesiness and false sentiments in the end of season Christmas Special.

One regular in the UK schedules is The Apprentice, a franchised programme that is run in many different countries, perhaps the most sensational, and all for the wrong reasons, being that with Donald Trump as the potential Corporate Employer and Role Model for aspiring businessmen and women in the United States.

The British version with Lord Sugar to be wooed for a share in a new joint enterprise has in recent series included wannabe or shamelessly self promoting entrepreneurs and larger than life individuals who, as they say, talk the talk but very rarely are able to walk the walk.

On this very theme I have come across, on a blog/forum entitled Bullshit Jobs, a do-it-yourself assembly job title generator which has potential to be very entertaining were it not for the fact that I regularly have contact with individuals who seem to have got to it first to justify their workplace roles.

Just take one title per column which I have called Principal Role (Column 1), Departmental Role (Column 2) and Funtion (Column 3) and have a go at giving yourself a fearsome status which carries influence and importance whether you are one lowly cog in a faceless Corporate Machine or self employed working from your own spare bedroom.

Thank you for your attention,

Yours sincerely,

Me,

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