Friday, 5 July 2019

English Lesson 9

Can you believe it but we are up to English Lesson Number 9?

Thanks to the extensive resource that a Superfan has compiled of the Uxbridge Dictionary feature of the long running British Radio Show "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" I am able to take an evening off from writing.

Once again I apologise for any students of the English Language who may come across the following definitions as they make no real sense whatsoever.

Intercontinental- someone who has experienced bladder problems all around the world

Importune- Coldplay track

Indelible- not able to eat a Bagel

Idiomatic- A 1970's Ugandan washing machine

Indict- what the Queen says when she is unsure about something

Implication- ointment for goblins

Impermeable- hair that just cannot be styled

Investment- thermal underwear for bankers

Innuendo- an Italian suppository

Intent- under canvas

Intermittent- an invitation to go under canvas

Interruption- a pause during a funeral

Insolent- what happens when you fall off the Isle of White ferry

Increment- opposite of excrement

Impression- a mental illness affecting goblins

Iconoclastic- a rubber band to hold together religious artworks

Incarnation- falling into condensed milk

Identity- symmetrical breasts

Intercourse- what you do when arriving at Royal Ascot

Impact- an agreement between goblins

Indefatigable- ending up in a restaurant with the over- eaters

Increment- Japanese wet weather

Impale- home brew for goblins

I-pad   a high tech bachelor flat

Iconography- risque Byzantine picture

Impeccable- bird proof

Income- entrance

Inhabit- dressed as a monk

Integrate- where coal goes

Ipswich- the operation  to insert a replacement hip

Ivy- Roman for 4

Imitate- pretend to be an art gallery

Impending- death of a pixie

Intelligence- high tec male lavatory

Impolite- a goblin on fire

Irish- a hopeful Japanese person

Indonesia- forgetting that you've been to the Sub Continent

Indecent- a plane preparing to land

I didn't actually think that there would be that many for the letter "I".

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