Can you believe it but we are up to English Lesson Number 9?
Thanks to the extensive resource that a Superfan has compiled of the Uxbridge Dictionary feature of the long running British Radio Show "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" I am able to take an evening off from writing.
Once again I apologise for any students of the English Language who may come across the following definitions as they make no real sense whatsoever.
Intercontinental- someone who has experienced bladder problems all around the world
Importune- Coldplay track
Indelible- not able to eat a Bagel
Idiomatic- A 1970's Ugandan washing machine
Indict- what the Queen says when she is unsure about something
Implication- ointment for goblins
Impermeable- hair that just cannot be styled
Investment- thermal underwear for bankers
Innuendo- an Italian suppository
Intent- under canvas
Intermittent- an invitation to go under canvas
Interruption- a pause during a funeral
Insolent- what happens when you fall off the Isle of White ferry
Increment- opposite of excrement
Impression- a mental illness affecting goblins
Iconoclastic- a rubber band to hold together religious artworks
Incarnation- falling into condensed milk
Identity- symmetrical breasts
Intercourse- what you do when arriving at Royal Ascot
Impact- an agreement between goblins
Indefatigable- ending up in a restaurant with the over- eaters
Increment- Japanese wet weather
Impale- home brew for goblins
I-pad a high tech bachelor flat
Iconography- risque Byzantine picture
Impeccable- bird proof
Income- entrance
Inhabit- dressed as a monk
Integrate- where coal goes
Ipswich- the operation to insert a replacement hip
Ivy- Roman for 4
Imitate- pretend to be an art gallery
Impending- death of a pixie
Intelligence- high tec male lavatory
Impolite- a goblin on fire
Irish- a hopeful Japanese person
Indonesia- forgetting that you've been to the Sub Continent
Indecent- a plane preparing to land
I didn't actually think that there would be that many for the letter "I".
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