Disney and Star Wars

Brief synopsis;

STAR WARS VII

THE RETURN OF THE GENIE

The

 scheming franchisees

 of the Wonderful World

 of Disney are once again active.

In a strange disturbance in The Force,

Luke Skywalker, now aged 40, is called

 to rescue Princess Jasmine from the scheming

  Miley  Cyrus whose powerful alter ego, H Montana

is exploiting the sentiments of the gullible members of

the followers of Mickey Mouse. In a bold takeover of Lucas

 Film there beholds a virtually limitless universe of 17,000 characters,

thousands of planets and a timeline of 20,000 years to drive continued film

releases. Oh, dear. The Empress, Kathleen Kennedy is in peril from spotty faced

executives whose idea of  movies is based on a diet of animation and product placement.

Luke,  aboard  the  Cadillac Falcon,  accompanied in song by cute furry animals and a regenerated

Mary Poppins moves against forces of arch villain Winnie the Pooh at his 100 acre wood stronghold.

Faced with the strange forces of bedknobs and broomsticks there is a massacre of any integrity and

 credibility left in an organisation run by a group of Muppets. Luke is killed off as he is now too old

 to appeal to an under 10's age group. His place is taken by a digitalised version of Zachary Efron