The Borrowers

Every other advertisement on the TV seems to be encouraging you to apply for money or fritter it away gambling.

On the theme of borrowing money against your Pay Day Cheque, Car Log Book, etc will it really be too long before the following is seen and heard between episodes of Coronation Street and Brookside?

(Persuasive Voice over- male or female optional)

Do you have unexpected bills, repair costs, school fees, speeding fines, a litigious au-pair?

Do you have school age children?

Are they clever?

Do they know the difference between a Barrista and a Barrister?

Yes?

Then at Aspiration Nation Loans you can borrow up to £100,000 using the future earnings of your children as collateral.

It's easy to apply.

Just a five minute phone call to your childrens' Public School Headmaster and the money could be in your Swiss Bank Account to use for any purpose with no questions of a moral nature asked.

Any aptitude levels considered with potential to be a Lawyer, Banker, Accountant, Entrepreneur, App Designer, Dentist, Doctor, even a Career Politician.

We like their sort at Aspiration Nation Loans.

 

Apply Now.

Aspiration Nation Loans.

 

Something to leave to your children.