Star Wars Seven

Brief synopsis;

STAR WARS VII

THE RETURN OF THE GENIE

The


 scheming franchisees


 of the Wonderful World


 of Disney are once again active.

In a strange disturbance in The Force,


Luke Skywalker, now aged 40, is called

 to rescue Princess Jasmine from the scheming


  Miley  Cyrus whose powerful alter ego, H Montana


is exploiting the sentiments of the gullible members of

the followers of Mickey Mouse. In a bold takeover of Lucas


 Film there beholds a virtually limitless universe of 17,000 characters,


thousands of planets and a timeline of 20,000 years to drive continued film

releases. Oh, dear. The Empress, Kathleen Kennedy is in peril from spotty faced


executives whose idea of  movies is based on a diet of animation and product placement.

Luke,  aboard  the  Cadillac Falcon,  accompanied in song by cute furry animals and a regenerated


Mary Poppins moves against forces of arch villain Winnie the Pooh at his 100 acre wood stronghold.


Faced with the strange forces of bedknobs and broomsticks there is a massacre of any integrity and


 credibility left in an organisation run by a group of Muppets. Luke is killed off as he is now too old


 to appeal to an under 10's age group. His place is taken by a digitalised version of Zachary Efron