A vacancy has arisen for the right person to join a family organisation to carry out a broad and interesting range of assignments in the UK,on an International basis and beyond.
The successful applicant will be from a background of cultural influence, possibly having lived for some time on the Indian sub-continent, Australasia and with a fluency in world languages but principally french, german and italian.
Education and experience are a primary requirement with priority given to those having had attained academic and peer success in a private school (Head Girl ideally), Swiss finishing school and in positions of influence and social standing in the Civil Service or a Federal Agency.
The candidate will be well presented, well spoken and personally groomed, blonde haired and as comfortable in the salons of high society as on the ski slopes of Europe.
An allowance will be granted for a suitable wardrobe for the appointment ranging from Carnaby Street to Vogue, Harpers and the Liberty Store.
Supermodel or celebrity experience would be helpful but all training will be given as appropriate.
The generous benefits package offered by the offshore employers include a man servant/chauffeur/Cockney type, cook and gardener.
A clean driving licence is essential, Full instruction will be given for the company vehicle and so previous experience of a six wheeled pink Rolls Royce with armour and multi weapon platform offensive capability may be important.
The company operate globally but the position is for a London Field Agent.
The office is based in an 18th Century stately home and with periodic use of a yacht, cruise ship and racehorse. A sub office in Bonga Bonga, Australia will also come within the job description.
Regular contact with the parent company is required and the candidate will be familiar and proficient with radio telecommunications, futuristic video linking, have a good telephone manner and be prepared to use a state of the art tea service intercom. Liaison and intelligence gathering are paramount but on occasion there will be involvement in action, albeit a bit far fetched and technically implausible.
Tuition in the finer arts of Supermarionation will be given.
The role demands dedication and the working of many anti-social hours which will be handsomely remunerated. The appointment calls for that special person with the daring and panache of a secret agent and yet the poise and cool of an aristocrat.
Suitable candidates will be invited to attend interviews conducted shortly. The most likely venue will be on an island somewhere. The vacancy has arisen following the sad demise of the previous incumbent after many years of service.
Applications to Mr Tracy of International Rescue
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In respectful memory of Sylvia Anderson as Lady Penelope Creighton Ward
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