To make amends for this shameful lack of concentration and consistency or more by way of a peace offering here is number 16 for the letter "P".
As it follows on in quick succession from number 15 it may seem a bit like the dreaded double lesson from school days.
In fact the letter P offers up a most prolific volume of comedic gold that I have split it into two groups with the another to be posted up towards the end of the month- if I remember to do it.
Propaganda- a surgical aid for a one legged male goose
Psychiatric- guessing correctly 3 times in a row
Propane- non amateur S & M
Pile Driver- a suppository
Passover- a road structure in Israel
Posthumous- Greek mail-order food
Parsnip- Dad's Vasectomy
Placebo- a Spanish Tenor who does nothing for me
Portent- The Millenium Dome
Prophylactic- a college position
Picador- instruction to find your own way out
Picanniny- the voting system for the Tory Leadership
Piano- musical global shipping line
Pontificate- a lecture about french river crossings
Preach- soft fruit with a speech defect
Pumpkin - to interrogate a family member
Portly- shaped like a harbour
Plebiscite- web page for common people
Paradox- proud owner of famous brand of rubber soled shoes
Poppycock- a streaker on 11th November
Pistachio- trying to draw a moustache on a poster when drunk
Palmistry - the science of trying to find out who your Father was
Precipice- push button toilet
Pastiche- Sean Connery's favourite savoury Cornish food
Pile- Aussie bucket
(Source- Kevin Hales collection of ISIHAC contributions to the Uxbridge English Dictionary)
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