Thanks to a gent called Kevin Hale the clever wordplay of some of the best Comedians and Raconteurs has been saved for countless generations to enjoy or express confusion over.
These are yet more contortions and distortions of the English Language as part of a regular feature of the BBC Radio Show "I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue" over the last two or more decades. I admit that most of them are my own given that the actual supply is very limited.
I am up to English Lesson 14 with the letter "N".
Nonchalant- to arrive at Butlins Holiday Camp with no pre-booked accommodation
Negligent- a man who wears lingerie
Notable- full restaurant
Napkin- what family do together after eating Christmas Dinner
Ninety Nine- a sexual position involving a chocolate flake
Navigator- a road building crocodile
Neighbourhood- gangster next door
Nicorette- skimpy briefs
Nick nack- ability to steal things
Nicotine- the arrest of a youth
Navigate- scandal involving road builders
Nubile- any tweet by Katy Hopkins
Nausea- illness on board a moving boat
Nipple- what you see on a Japanese lake after throwing a stone
Noodles- freshly produced chinese foodstuff
Namby Pamby- Andy Pandy's name for his grandma
Namely- a bit like a name
Nasty- evicted pig
Nautical- part of the #metoo movement
Neapolitan- fresh intake into Parliament
Neolithic- casting doubt on the intelligence of Neil
Neutrino- the latest design in toilets
Nomad- TV campaign to promote Gnomes
Non stop- device to restrain members of a Convent
Norway- it's out of the question
Norse- Yorkshire for "a horse"
Novice- a very Puritan life
Nuneaton- empty fridge in a convent
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