Scotland - No (Part 1 of 2)

Ten lame reasons to vote No to independence and keep Scotland in the United Kingdom.


1.  The blue of the saltire in the Union Flag gives it a bit of depth in colour.

2.  It is essential to avoid shortages of Tunnock snowballs and caramel wafers.

3.  Sean Connery would not be a very good King.

4.  If the oil is running out fast then we want that as an excuse for financial           meltdown as well.

5.  The Queen should holiday in her own country at Balmoral.

6.  There may be a chance that my local shop will finally accept a Scottish five        pound note.

7.  It is nice for the Tories to have lots of working class types to victimise.

8.  All of those American tourist pounds should stay in the coffers for the good        of the Union.

9.  The Gold Medal Table for Great Britain at the Summer Olympics makes us all      look better.

10. No one else can be trusted to produce an authentic haggis.