Tuesday, 2 January 2018

Sit, Beg, Rollover.

It was the place to be on New Years Day 2018. 

I am talking about Fraisthorpe Beach, East Yorkshire. 

I have been going there regularly since my schooldays in the late 1970’s. In those early years it was for teenage parties, referred to for the benefit of our parents as a "social evening and barbecue" but invariably ending up a as an alcohol fuelled rave and fumble. 

There was always the popular game of trying to spot a Naturist making their way southwards along the sands towards the designated nudist area. I seem to recall they were generally of a senior age, tanned, sprightly and with a mischievous glint in their eyes. 

Being at Fraisthorpe felt, to me, like being at the very edge of the known world. 

It was a bit remote, a bit of a trek down a country lane to get there and then nothing but the sea, sand and sky. 

Of course, if you just glanced to your left, when facing the expanse of the North Sea, there were the twinkling lights of the resort town of Bridlington not far away and, if a bit murky farther out past the chalk headland of Flamborough you could get a strafing effect from the lighthouse. 

The only buildings beyond the inland cluster of the village giving its name to the Beach belonged to a bit of an untidy, sprawling farmstead. It must have been a hard life squeezing an income out of a few bits of pasture and arable land which terminated at the low cliff top. A wooden hut marked the entrance to an informal parking area and if the landowners could be at all bothered to attend there could be a few pence to be had from those making what had to be an intentional, rather than an accidental visit. 

Dotted along the shoreline were the concrete structures of pill boxes and tank traps as surviving features of coastal defences against possible wartime invasion. These were in a sorry state as although almost indestructible in a mass density of reinforced concrete  they had, in the proceeding decades just rolled off the boulder clay of the cliffs and become deposited in a haphazard manner on the beach itself. 

The line of cliffs are some of the fastest eroding in Europe and even on a fleeting trip out for a bracing walk it is common to experience the sights and sounds of a fall of a section of layered turf, soil and dark, rich clay from saturation with ground water. 

Yesterday, the 1st day of 2018 was bright, dry and with a light breeze. 

The lane to Fraisthorpe Beach was packed with traffic as families had simultaneously elected that this would be the venue for a blow-out after a long seasonal binge. 

The old farm buildings from my youth are now a trendy coffee shop and there is even a toilet block as an unprecedented level of amenity. Vehicles were double-double parked on the muddy field edge above the short drop to the sands but well disciplined. That wooden hut was still shuttered up although with signage on a narrow slit of an honesty box requesting a minimum donation. I did not see anyone making the short detour either coming from or going to their cars to make a contribution. Perhaps the coffee shop was enough of a goldmine to make the collection of loose change unviable. 

At midday the beach was crowded. 

In fact, it could as well have been a summers day apart from the absence of any visible flesh other than cold-reddened facial features beyond wrappings of winter coats, scarves, bobble hats and boots. 

The other big difference from the peak season was the extraordinary number of dogs. 

The ban on using the beach did not kick in until at least Easter and so all of the family, canine (s) included could venture out together. 

The range of breeds was astounding from the tiniest of miniatures, typically being carried on the arm of a fussy owner, to the gangling, ungainly oversized Great Danes and more exotic Huskies and Akita’s. In between there was a good number of terriers from Borders to Jack Russells, a few of those cross bred types with rude sounding made up names, plenty of Labradors, Pointers and Collies and an encouraging representation of Alsatians and Setters who, to me in recent  times, seem to have become rather rare sights. 

Remarkably the hordes of dogs, most of them running loose, behaved impeccably towards each other even when taking away anothers' favourite tennis ball or seeking attention from anyone. The canine population there present were enjoying every moment unlike many of their owners who seemed to have a permanent scowl, no doubt a bit of a hangover and a desire to get back to the television and to finish off the seasonal treats still in the house. 

I did get the impression of a bit of one-upmanship amongst the dog owners as they subconsciously scored or deducted points for pedigree of breed, discipline and control off the lead, cuteness of character, stylishness of any dog attire or grooming and fashionableness of name. From the shouting out of instructions I can well imagine that naming your dog could be as difficult, if not more so, as naming a child. 

The sheer abandonment and joy of an unleashed dog on the wide expanse of a safe space is a joy to behold. 

We walked about a mile southwards along the Beach. It was like an informal motorway of passing human and canine traffic.

I tend to attract the interest of dogs or at least they sense that I am a bit if a push-over and my ambling was continually interrupted by an obstructive but happy hound either catching a sniff of me or leaving a sandy paw print on the lower reaches of my jacket. 

When it was time to make the return journey back to the cliff top car park I sensed an even more concentrated volume of four legged animals. 

This confused me for a few moments until I realised that it was not an optical illusion, tunnel vision or an ailment picked up from ingestion of dog spittle but down to the simple fact that the beach was being squeezed to a narrowing strip as the tide came in. 

It was a good afternoon. 

In fact, I had been so engrossed in the Crufts-like surroundings that I will easily have missed spotting any nudists making their way for an invigorating just above freezing session as a perfect way to start off their own 
2018. 

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