Friday 16 May 2014

Post Apocalyptic Practicalities. A brief guide in pictures

                                          A pictorial guide to prepare for something apocalyptic.

                             Establish a mountain retreat. Excavate tunnels, chambers and burrows.
                        Get a tight fitting cover to the entrance to exclude zombies, aliens, survivors. 

                        Your supplies must be a varied range covering all nutritional needs and treats
                              The absolute essentials should be suitably stored in a dry,secure atmosphere
                            It is alright to stockpile a favourite tipple. Alcohol units will cease to be an issue
                        Sanitary facilities should be as good as you can achieve with zero water pressure
                           A luxurious retro-bathroom may distract you from the misery and horror generally
                       Keep a suitable vehicle fuelled up at a separate secure location, practical, not flash
                     A subtle barricade further in the valley could give precious seconds to repel raiders
                             Gather your precious possessions. They could be legal tender one day
                         Pass your spare time with, say, a creative art project using available resources
                       It may be a good opportunity to write that novel that you always wanted to do.

                       Keep special bonuses for special occasions-say, first 12 months underground
                                         Never underestimate the value of reliable cooking equipment
                     Music can be an essential form or relaxation. Avoid unhappy tunes
                             Keep an ear out for any indications of salvation or return of atmosphere
                                                        It does no harm to dream.
                             Share it with the person that you love the most in your brave new world
                               Above ground may have reverted to a strange hierarchy of beasts

                                              It won't hurt to just pray a bit either

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