Saturday, 9 November 2019

Rees-Mogg - Gang Initiation Test

Country Life, the magazine launched in 1897 and aimed at the wealthier and discerning in British Society has remarkably survived in the more egalitarian social structure that we like to think we live into today.

Originally focusing on golf, horse racing and property it has broadened its subjects into the realms of gardens and gardening, country house architecture, fine art and books, rural issues, luxury products and interiors.

Another area in which Country Life offers an opinion is the conduct becoming of a Gentleman.

This takes the form of thirty nine key factors to define the particular qualities and attributes to be able to claim membership of this anachronistic and irrelevant sector of society. This is the 2019 list.

A Gentleman...........................

39- Knows that there is always an exception to a rule

38- Never blow dries his hair

37- Demonstrates that making love is neither a race nor a competition

36- Swats flies and rescues spiders

35- Wears a rose, not a carnation

34- Sandals? No, Never

33- Knows the difference between a rook and a crow

32- Would not go to Puerto Rico

31- Can tie his own bow tie

30- Has read Pride and Prejudice

29- Would never own a Chihuahua

28- Knows when to use an Emoji

27- Seeks out his hostess at a party

26- Can prepare a one match bonfire

25- Cooks an omelette to die for

24- Never kisses and tells

23- Knows the difference between Glenfiddich and Glenda Jackson

22- Can sail a boat and ride a horse

21- Is not vegetarian

20- Sings lustily in Church

19- Can undo a bra with one hand

18- Has two tricks to entertain children

17- Is good with Waiters

16- Arrives at a meeting five minutes before the agreed time

15- Knows when to clap

14- Is unafraid to speak the truth

13- Breaks a relationship face to face

12- Says his name when being introduced

11- Tips staff in a private house and a gamekeeper in the shooting field

10- Carries house guests' luggage to their rooms

9- Turns his mobile to silent at dinner

8- Avoids lilac socks and polishes his shoes

7- Possesses at least one well made dark suit, one tweed suit and a dinner jacket

6- Wears his learning lightly

5- Knows when not to say anything

4- Is aware that facial hair is temporary but a tattoo is permanent

3- Can train a dog and a rose

2- Never lets a door slam in someone's face

1- Negotiates Airports with ease


1 comment:

Elly said...

Fascinating. Can undo a bra with one hand!